The cheeseball techno music continues unabated.Īnd then they hit you with the good stuff. Again, the text is like a retard grunting instructions at you, but at least it’s hinting at some adult activity. I’m pretty sure you can see that amount of leg in World of Warcraft. That’s cool and everything, but open worlds are standard in any online 3D multiplayer game.
A moment later she’s in a bikini, walking on a beach. A shapely slut in a skimpy dress is walking into a virtual nightclub to illustrate the experience. Next, the video says we can FREELY WALK AROUND THE 3D WORLD. SEX AND CHAT WITH REAL PEOPLE, the scroll screams at me in all caps. There’s enough realism that the bitches can look fuckable, and they’re apparently real people. They’re not next-gen console fantastic, but they’re a hell of a lot better than most of the amateur sex games out there. All the elements on the page are built around what is clearly the centerpiece, the thing they really want you to see: the big video of Actual In-Game Footage. There are some CG broads who look like sexy versions of The Sims and a few buttons pointing to other parts of the site. They registered the domain in 2011, but the site logo looks a little older. They’re all the best in the world if you ask them. If they slapped some laurel leaves around the brag it might make it a little more believable, but it just seems like the standard claim on any porn site. It doesn’t say what year, though, or who bestowed that honor upon them. The landing page at claims it’s the Most Innovative 3D Sex Game of the Year.
Let’s see if newer is better in this case. These guys are trying to do what Second Life always wanted to but never really achieved. Instead of leveling up your warrior with a new sword, you’ll customize your avatar with a giant dick. This is basically an MMORPG where the orc-slashing has been replaced by slut-smashing. Games like 3DXChat are bringing virtual humping to the masses.ģ offers the virtual world type of sex game experience. These days, even the normals are starting to realize the two go together like peanut butter and jelly, like carrots and peas, like anal sex and alcohol. The link between porn and video games is well known to every pervert, stoner, and basement-dwelling neckbeard the world over.
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